According to an old saying, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a two-hour basic house cleaning (a $185 value) from Mommy Maids in Tulsa, Broken Arrow, Bixby, Jenks, or Glenpool.

Dust, grime, and cobwebs meet well-sanitized ends during two-hour basic cleanings expertly accomplished by Mommy Maid's three-person cleaning crews. Scrubbing triumvirates freshen domiciles, taking care to completely sweep, vacuum, and mop floors, spruce up kitchens, sanitize bathrooms, and dust wall hangings and houseguests. If homeowners find that particular rooms need more attention than others, cleaners can focus the entirety of their mission on reclaiming these areas. Mommy Maids supplies all cleaning products, though customers with sensitivities to certain chemicals or foresworn brand loyalties can provide their own preferred cleaning concoctions. Call ahead to schedule an appointment, Monday–Friday, 8:30 a.m.–4:30 p.m. Homeowners need not be present for cleanings, giving them the opportunity to run errands or train for hopscotch marathons.