What You'll Get
Gleaming white teeth allow people to exit dark rooms like the Cheshire Cat and blind every eagle that tries to swoop down and steal their tongue. Learn new uses for flashy grins with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one session of Zoom! in-office whitening (a $595 value) at Monarch Lakes Dental Group in Miramar.
Monarch Lakes Dental's Zoom! in-office whitening system brightens teeth in a comfortable one-hour procedure, lightening bicuspids an average of eight shades. After a brief exam to determine your mouth-fences' suitability for white-washing, Dr. Tatiana Herzog, DDS, or Dr. Jesus Barreto, DDS, FICOI, make a shade assessment to determine the most desirable hue of ivory. As the gloved hands of experienced dental painters apply Zoom! whitening gel to patients' pearly off-whites, mouth-owners can listen to music or watch reruns of C-SPAN's Greatest Funerals. Activated by a bright light, the hydrogen peroxide ingredient dives into the enamel, bleaching away stains caused by traces of coffee, tea, or beet smoothies.
Some patients experience minor tooth sensitivity following the whitening, with symptoms usually subsiding one to three days later. Although it's not covered by this Groupon, the dentists recommend a teeth cleaning prior to the Zoom! whitening session.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only; subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation notice or $25 fee may apply. Subject to consultation. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.