What You'll Get
Like hairless cats, hairless people are considered more eye-catching and are less likely to trigger violent allergy attacks. Remove your unwanted fur with today's Groupon: for $185, you get three laser hair-removal treatments and a plastic-surgery consultation at Monarch Medspa in Timonium (up to an $870 value).
Monarch Medspa is stocked with a supportive and caring staff of licensed professionals who perform thousands of cosmetic procedures each year. Laser hair removal gradually and permanently removes unwanted hair by destroying the follicle itself, like Godzilla reaching into the ground and carving away at the bedrock instead of inefficiently whacking at skyscraper tips. Treat a variety of areas, including the upper lip, chin, and back of the neck (all $183 per treatment), as well as underarms ($220 per treatment) and bikini line ($265 per treatment). Each treatment takes only minutes and is performed by licensed nurses under the supervision of medical directors. This deal also includes a plastic-surgery consultation with a board-certified plastic surgeon (a $75 value).
Laser beams are able to completely devastate hair follicles while leaving surrounding skin aglow in deforested delight. Monarch uses three different lasers on clients, depending on clients’ skin type and color of hair. A series of three treatments over a few months is typically required to effectively reduce hair growth. Call for an appointment, and the experts at Monarch Medspa will create a bristle-eliminating plan for you and your over-farmed bodily gardens.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Only valid for lip, chin, back of the neck, underarms, or traditional bikini. Not valid w/other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.