What You'll Get
Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid's playtime with today’s deal: for $4, you get one admission (up to a $9.99 value, depending on when you visit) to Monkey Joe's, an inflatable play center designed for children 12 years and younger.
Featuring an abundance of indoor inflatable slides, jumps, and obstacle courses, Monkey Joe's caters to energetic kids and their break-desperate parents regardless of the day's forecast. Today's Groupon lets you and your youngster swing by for a bout of supervised bouncing during any of the gym's open hours, which currently take place every day of the week, save some holidays ($8.99 admission Monday–Friday; $9.99 admission on weekends). Adults always get in for free, but are asked not to jump on the play equipment unless they are watching a child four years or younger or just won bingo. Instead, accompanying elders can relax in Monkey Joe's amenity-laden parent nook, which features comfortable seating, free wireless internet, flat-screen televisions, and computer stations that never need you to wipe their nose. Kids three years and younger can scoot confidently about the super-soft surfaces of the separate Mini Monkey Zone.
Devoted to safety, Monkey Joe's certified play equipment is always overseen by a well-trained staff that uses a video monitoring system and identity bracelets to track and study each little primate in its natural habitat. Every surface is also sanitized regularly to eliminate common germs and trespassing cooties.
Must wear socks.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Valid for children 12 and younger. Must wear socks. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Monkey Joe’s
Laughter fills the air as kids zip down slides and caper about a jungle of wall-to-wall inflatables and obstacle courses within Monkey Joe’s play center. Kids 12 and under romp throughout the air-conditioned playscape’s obstacles, and tykes 3 and under stretch their imaginations on the softer and smaller attractions in the toddler play area. An orchestra of electronic beeps fills the arcade, and the scents of savory pizza waft from a concessions stand. Colorful balloons and cakes pack party rooms, where birthday boys and girls unwrap presents and brand-new imaginary friends.