What You'll Get
Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid's playtime with today’s deal: for $4, you get one admission (up to a $8.99 value, depending on when you visit) to Monkey Joe's, an inflatable play center designed for children 12 years and younger.
Featuring an abundance of indoor inflatable slides, jumps, and obstacle courses, Monkey Joe's caters to energetic kids and their break-desperate parents regardless of the day's forecast. Today's Groupon lets you and your youngster swing by for a bout of supervised bouncing during any of the gym's open hours, which currently take place every day of the week, save some holidays ($7.99 admission Monday–Friday; $8.99 admission on weekends). Adults always get in for free, but are asked not to jump on the play equipment unless they are watching a child four years or younger or just won bingo. Instead, accompanying elders can relax in Monkey Joe's amenity-laden parent nook, which features comfortable seating, free wireless internet, flat-screen televisions, and computer stations that never need you to wipe their nose. Kids three years and younger can scoot confidently about the super-soft surfaces of the separate Mini Monkey Zone.
Devoted to safety, Monkey Joe's certified play equipment is always overseen by a well-trained staff that uses a video monitoring system and identity bracelets to track and study each little primate in its natural habitat. Every surface is also sanitized regularly to eliminate common germs and trespassing cooties.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Must be 12 or younger. Must wear socks. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.