Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s playtime with today’s Groupon: for $6, you get a play and pizza package at Monkey Joe’s (up to a $13.18 total value), an inflatable play center designed for children 12 years and younger. The package includes:
- Admission for one child (up to a $9.99 value)
- Slice of pizza (a $1.50 value)
- Small soft drink (a $1.69 value)<p>
Monkey Joe’s caters to energetic kids and their break-seeking parents with a labyrinth of indoor inflatable slides, jumps, and obstacle courses. Swing by with a sock-sporting youngster in tow for a bout of supervised bouncing during the gym’s open hours. Adults always get in for free, but they are asked not to jump on the play equipment unless they are accompanying a child 4 years or younger or just won bingo. Instead, elders can relax in Monkey Joe’s amenity-laden parent nook, which features comfortable seating, free wireless Internet, and a flat-screen TV that never needs you to wipe its nose. Kids 3 years and younger can scoot confidently about the super-soft surfaces of the separate Mini Monkey Zone. To ensure playtime isn’t interrupted by rumbling tummies, tiny tykes can enjoy a slice of Monkey Joe’s pizza and a refreshing fountain drink.
Devoted to safety, Monkey Joe’s play equipment is always overseen by well-trained staff members who use a video monitoring system and identity bracelets to track and study each little primate in its natural habitat. Every surface is also sanitized regularly to eliminate common germs and trespassing cooties.
Laughter fills the air as kids zip down slides and caper about a jungle of wall-to-wall inflatables and obstacle courses within Monkey Joe’s play center. Kids 12 and under romp throughout the air-conditioned playscape’s obstacles, and tykes 3 and under stretch their imaginations on the softer and smaller attractions in the toddler play area. An orchestra of electronic beeps fills the arcade, and the scents of savory pizza waft from a concessions stand. Colorful balloons and cakes pack party rooms, where birthday boys and girls unwrap presents and brand-new imaginary friends.