Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid’s playtime with today’s Groupon to Monkey Town, located in Turnersville, New Jersey. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get an open-play pass good for five admissions (up to a $47.50 value).
- For $40, you get an open-play pass good for 10 admissions (up to a $95 value).
Children rattle through Monkey Town's colorful assortment of obstacle courses, inflatables, and playgrounds while closely supervised by a well-trained staff. With an open-play pass, children age 10 and younger, or octogenarians awakening from decades of enchanted sleep, can climb and slide around the soft jungle gym and partake in the miracle of human adhesion on the velcro wall. While kids consume their day of unlimited play and debates on pension-funding policies, adults can hang out in the parents' lounge and affix their eyeballs to a TV, or surf on the complimentary WiFi.