If a picture is worth a thousand words, a boudoir photo is worth at least 700 clammily murmured awoogas. Get Studebaker horns a-blowing with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a one-hour retro pin-up or boudoir photo session at Montenero Photography, plus an 8"x10" print (a $199 value). Note that some photos on Montenero Photography's website depict nudity.
Hour-long photo sessions with Montenero's sensualist shutterbugs yield tasteful, alluring images. Sprightly retro pin-ups recall a time when exposed knees were thought to incite Communism, while more concupiscent boudoir photos awaken subjects' latent sultriness while they pout, preen, and lounge in lingerie. Budding vixens can choose between either a shoot at the photographers' Lawrenceville studio or one within the comfort of their own homes, finally unlocking the eroticism lurking within old leather recliners or double-basin bathroom sinks. Basic retouching services are included with the deal, which is personalized according to each subject's areas of confidence and results in an 8"x10" print.