The majority of monolingual Americans are often bitterly disappointed when they find that René Magritte's Ceci n'est pas une cheeseburger is not a cheeseburger. Equip your hands with very real edibles with today's Groupon: for $3, you get $6 worth of diner fare and drinks at Moo Moo's Burger Barn. Choose from the following locations: Lodi, North El Dorado Street in Stockton, or Trinity Parkway in Stockton.
Moo Moo's Burger Barn sates sandwich hounds with a menu of diner classics and more than 15 specialty burgers that earned the title of San Joaquin Magazine's best burgers in 2010. The full-service counter fuels meat-powered engines with a BMS Moo smothered in bacon, mushrooms, and swiss cheese ($5.95) and spark culinary combustion with an Ole'Moo covered with pepper-jack cheese, green chili, and homemade Moo sauce ($5.95). No Moo burgers ($5.75) find space in vegetarian diets by delivering hearty garden patties topped with avocado and dijon mustard on a wheat bun. Bulk up meals with a basket of sweet-potato fries ($5.45) and old-fashioned milkshake ($4.75) or mix up bovine eating patterns with a salad and specialty sandwich.
Each location encloses guests in a colorful dining room, reflecting classic diners from the '50s with rows of vinyl-covered booths and an animatronic Fonzi that jumps a giant shark tank every weekend. Murals cover the walls with images of dancing cows and cartoon barns as a soundtrack of blues, jazz, and oldies keep eaters chewing to the beat.