A diner's oversize booths and oversize pies have long been a beacon of hope for teens dumped after prom and frowny clowns looking for new novelty-size props. Take refuge in the crispy crust of an old-fashioned eatery with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $14 worth of classic American fare at Moonlite Diner in Hollywood and Fort Lauderdale.
Moonlite Diner transplants stomachs into the middle of a 1950s high-school date or a Norman Rockwell painting, with hearty platters of comfort food and sleek red and white décor. Tucked within a streamlined dining-car exterior, munching molars can grind up selections from Moonlite Diner's massive menu. Rev up for a day of lifting steam engines and rescuing Roombas from trees with the body builder, which stuffs an egg-white omelette with grilled chicken, tomatoes, onions, broccoli, and mushrooms ($9.99). Midday noshers can anchor incisors in a bevy of sandwiches such as the grilled tuna melt, where tuna salad, tomato slices, and a hearty duo of swiss and american cheeses bridge the gap between two pieces of grilled rye ($8.99). Comforting portions of homemade meatloaf snuggle up with sides of warm smashed potatoes, veggies, and brown gravy for an evening treat ($12.99), and Moonlite's smattering of burgery delights sates appetites anytime. Cool off after a marathon meal by slurping down a sundae or splashing your face with a milkshake.