Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of dry cleaning, with pickup and delivery, from Moore's Quality Cleaners. Twice a week, fierce laundry-nappers abduct service subscribers' dirty garments, secured in sturdy, personalized bags, from doorsteps from Beaverton to Portland, and whisk them away to one of two undisclosed Moore's locations for cleaning. Moore's starch-loving staff carefully inspects each garment before cleaning. They’ll wrap delicate buttons and remove pennies, LEGO helmets, and other easy-to-forget items from pockets. Days later, a bag of your individually folded and pressed pants, shirts, and skirts will reappear at your home or office, wagging its tail like a long-lost puppy. Customers pay per item; at the end of the month, they are sent a bill to which they can attach their Groupon. See prices here.
Citysearchers named Moore's Quality Cleaners the Best Dry Cleaner in 2007.