Without trees to generate oxygen, humans would have to retrieve it from scuba tanks and the minty breath of local supermen. Keep the air alive with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of plants, flowers, and custom landscape installation services at Morningwood Farm Nursery, located in Mount Horeb.
Morningwood's idyllic hilltop environs bloom with a staggering selection of vibrant perennials, lush conifers, and towering trees, as well as custom landscape services ideal for enlivening ailing gardens. Disarm sweethearts and flower-loving assassins with a vivid bouquet of multihued geraniums ($5.99–$11.99), or indulge sniffers with the aroma of a hearty herd of hostas ($7.99–$16.99). Stately conifers ($14.99+) render respectability to sun-parched yards, and fruit trees bursting with apples, cherries, and plums ($8.99+) provide ample sustenance during pestilent Cheez Wiz droughts.
Morningwood's amicable coterie of garden gurus can edify aspiring horticulturists with the ideal greenery for their plot, lawn, or Swamp Thing costume, or identify the unknown flora populating inherited landscapes ($45 for an onsite consultation). Custom installation services eschew gas-guzzling garden gear for old-fashioned elbow grease and delicate greenthumbery.
This Groupon cannot be applied toward hard goods such as fountains or leaf castings.