What You'll Get
He who laughs last laughs best, unless he doesn't finish laughing before the funeral starts. Empty your chuckle reservoirs in an appropriate setting with today's Groupon: for $15, you get two tickets and an appetizer at Morty's Comedy Joint on East 96th Street (up to a $38 value). Audience members must be at least 18 years old and have a valid ID.
Morty's Comedy Joint swaddles guests in a state-of-the-art joke-reception environment, complete with a high-end audio-visual system and 280 seats that all provide clear views of each wisecrack as it takes flight from the stage. Bring a date or a stranger accidentally handcuffed to your wrist to a show of your choosing and enjoy a selection from the appetizer menu, like potato bowls, edible bowls made from potatoes and stuffed with pepperoni-entrapping webs of melted cheese ($5.99). Tickets are generally $12 for weekday shows and $15 for Friday and Saturday shows.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person. Must be 18 years or older. Not valid on special events. Non-transferable. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.