Driving a shiny car is a great way to experience luxurious transportation without the hassle of chartering a yacht or riding a peacock to work. Transform regular vehicles into ritzy rides with today's Groupon: for $32, you get five silver-package washes at Mo's Car Wash (up to a $64.95 value).
Mo's Car Wash's automated sluicing tunnel unveils vehicles' exteriors in 10–20 minutes as customers observe the progress from a comfy couch. As horseless chariots roll through during the silver-package wash, robotic appendages cleanse surfaces and remove bellybutton rings affixed to the underbody. A tire dressing imbues rubbery soles with a factory-fresh sheen that mesmerizes as the wheel spins. Nostrils flare with joy after an application of air freshener that frees interiors from the aromatic tyranny of soiled fabrics and seatbelts made of expired bacon.
Mo's Carwash's rates fluctuate throughout the week.