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Reviewed September 8, 2013
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What You'll Get
Before the government's top-secret Project Soulsucking Deathbug experiments, mosquitoes fed peaceably on the cream filling of Twinkies. Rid yourself of these tiny bloodseeking horrors with today's Groupon from Mosquito Squad. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get an anti-mosquito treatment for up to a half-acre of land (a $129 value).
- For $69, you get an anti-mosquito treatment for up to one acre of land (a $139 value).
Outdoor parties, weddings, and Slip-'N-Slide-athons are the bread pudding and butter beans of summer, but a sunny game of badminton can turn bloody when a swarm of mosquitoes shows up uninvited. Mosquito Squad uses a specially formulated fog to kill adult mosquitoes on contact, as well as killing mosquitoes that land on greenery afterward. Spraying sessions last roughly 15 minutes, and people and pets can return to the treated areas just 30 minutes after the fogging—which effectively reduces the mosquito population in that area by about 80–90%. Mosquitoes are thereby banned from the premises for 21 days, after which you will need to bring on the fog again should you wish to remain unbitten. Alternatively, you can choose an all-natural solution that repels insects by offending their delicate scent palates. Humans detect a mild odor from this treatment that fades after two hours but can be purchased as a bottled fragrance by those who miss it. The synthetic-free repellent is biodegradable and lasts 14 days.
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, mosquitoes are vectors for many different diseases worldwide, including malaria. Get today's Groupon and take a bold stance against the unholy blight of vampire bugs, obliterating their tiny tree-castle haunts and scouring your lands of their plague-ridden presence. After the swarm of winged biters clears, you can enjoy a holiday barbecue, pickup game of flag football, or backyard nudist convention in peace.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per yard. By appointment only; subject to availability. Valid only within Lexington or Richland counties. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Mosquito Squad
Annoyed by bites and wary of diseases carried by mosquitoes and ticks, Mosquito Squad spritzes its signature barrier spray across more than 20 states. Technicians protect home acreage with an EPA-registered spray that kills adult mosquitoes and ticks as well as up to 90% of other incoming insects using synthetic chemicals that emulate a compound found in chrysanthemums. They take care to avoid spraying blossoms and harming helpful bugs such as honeybees and sentient Volkswagen Beetles. As an alternative, staffers can spritz an all-natural spray, whose scent confuses and repels pests for about two weeks.