Before the government's top-secret Project Soulsucking Deathbug experiments, mosquitoes fed peaceably on the cream filling of Twinkies. Rid yards of these tiny bloodseeking horrors with today's Groupon: for $38, you get an anti-mosquito treatment for up to 1 acre of land from Mosquito Squad (up to a $135 value), serving all of the Piedmont Triad area (Forsythe and Guilford Counties, including Asheboro, Burlington, Greensboro, High Point, Lexington, Thomasville, and Winston-Salem).
Mosquito Squad's pest-control specialists wrest control of summertime-backyard real estate away from the blight of vampiric winged invaders. Technicians smoke out adult mosquitoes using a specially formulated spray, eradicating mature bugs on contact and killing mosquitoes that land on greenery afterward. Most spraying sessions last roughly 15 minutes, and people and pets can return to the treated areas just 30 minutes after the spraying, which effectively reduces the mosquito population in that area by 85–90%. Mosquitoes are banned from the premises for 21 days by the barrier spray, giving residents time to enjoy twilight picnics or test homemade fireworks without worrying about bites.
Alternatively, homeowners can pursue more holistic avenues of eviction with an all-natural solution that repels insects by offending their delicate scent palates. Humans detect a mild odor from this treatment that fades after two hours. The synthetic-free repellent keeps bugs at bay for 14 days, working tirelessly through holiday barbecues, pickup games of flag football, or attempts to convince the International Olympic Committee that vacuuming is a sport.
Annoyed by bites and wary of diseases carried by mosquitoes and ticks, Mosquito Squad spritzes its signature barrier spray over more than 20 states. Technicians protect home acreage with an EPA-registered spray that kills adult mosquitoes and ticks using synthetic chemicals that mimic a compound found in chrysanthemums. They take care to avoid blossoms and harming helpful bugs such as honeybees and sentient Volkswagen Beetles. As an alternative, staffers can use an all-natural spray, whose scent confuses and repels pests for about two weeks. Mosquito Squad also can equip yards with remote-controlled automatic misting systems and spray lawns in municipal places before outdoor events.