Before the government's top-secret Project Soulsucking Deathbug experiments, mosquitoes fed peaceably on the cream filling of Twinkies. Rid yourself of these tiny bloodseeking horrors with today's Groupon: for $44, you get an anti-mosquito barrier spray for up to one acre of land from Mosquito Squad of Suburban Louisville (up to a $99 value), serving the eastern Louisville area including Beuchel, Fern Creek, Glenview, Highview, Jeffersontown, Lyndon, Middletown, Saint Matthews, and West Beuchel.
Mosquito Squad uses a specially formulated spray to kill adult mosquitoes on contact, as well as killing mosquitoes that land on greenery afterward. Spraying sessions last roughly 15 minutes, and people and pets can return to the treated areas just 30 minutes after the spraying, which effectively reduces the mosquito population in that area by 85%–90% (an $89 value for .5 acre or less, $99 for .5–1-acre lots). Mosquitoes are thereby banned from the premises for 21 days, after which clients will need to hire the spray again should they wish to remain unbitten. Alternatively, you can choose an all-natural solution for the follow-up that repels insects for 14 days by offending their delicate scent palates. Humans detect a mild odor from this treatment that fades after two hours.
Outdoor parties, weddings, and slip-'n'-slide-athons are the bread pudding and butter beans of summer, but a sunny game of badminton can turn bloody when a swarm of mosquitoes shows up uninvited. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, mosquitoes are vectors for many different diseases worldwide, including malaria, which causes millions of deaths. Get today's Groupon and take a bold stance against the unholy blight of vampire bugs, obliterating their tiny tree-castle haunts and scouring your lands of their plague-ridden presence. After the swarm of winged biters clears, you can enjoy a holiday barbecue, pickup game of flag football, or backyard nudist convention in peace.
Annoyed by bites and wary of diseases carried by mosquitoes and ticks, Mosquito Squad spritzes its signature bug barrier across more than 20 states. Technicians protect home acreage with an EPA-registered spray that kills 90% of adult mosquitoes, as well as ticks and other insects using synthetic chemicals that emulate a compound found in chrysanthemums. They take care to avoid blossoms and harming helpful bugs, such as honeybees and sentient VW Beetles. As an eco-friendlier alternative, staffers can spritz an all-natural spray that spares the pests' lives and instead uses a scent to confuse and repel them for about two weeks.