What You'll Get
Mosquitoes have been around for more than 30 million years, which is coincidentally the half-life of Twinkies—the mosquito’s favorite sweet treat. Rid yards of cake-eating insects with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a QuickNix three-step mosquito treatment for up to a third of an acre from MosquitoNix (up to a $149 value). This Groupon is valid for redemption throughout the greater Cincinnati area.
MosquitoNix's QuickNix treatment frees backyards from biting bugs in three thorough steps. First, a backpack-mounted mosquito fogger flushes adult mosquitoes out of ivy, hedges, and other dense foliage, penetrating more deeply than other delivery methods, such as pump sprayers or pizza-delivery boys. Next, nimble technicians sprinkle lawns with granules of all-natural repellent, concentrating on high-traffic areas, such as patios, swing sets, and outdoor offices perched atop swing sets. Finally, an eco-friendly larvicide called Bt-i is dropped into standing water where the ankle biters breed, depopulating next year's roster of mosquitoes without harming people, pets, or backyard crops of Cabbage Patch Kids. Though today's Groupon is for one insect eviction, best results are achieved when QuickNix treatments are repeated at least monthly, not just once in a while, sometimes, or hardly ever.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 12, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for lawns larger than 1/3 acres. Additional charge for larger treatment area. Valid only within the Greater Cincinnati area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.