Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $369, you get a two-night stay package (up to a $789.69 value) at Mountain Edge Resort & Spa, located in Mount Sunappe, New Hampshire. The resort package includes:

• Two-night stay for up to two adults in a one-bedroom den suite (up to a $659.69 value, including tax)
• $100 resort credit
• Welcome basket (a $30 value)

Nestled amid to the bucolic surrounds of Mount Sunapee State Park, the Mountain Edge Resort & Spa melds the quaint charms of rustic life with modern amenities and invigorating spa services. Guests can relax or practice synchronized watercolor painting in the 800-square-foot one-bedroom den suite outfitted with a balcony or a patio, a kitchenette, and a cozy fireplace. A king-size bed in the master bedroom enfolds weary boarders in its expansive embrace, and tasteful trimmings of rosewood, marble, and leather throughout the suite give the spacious cubbyhole a relaxed, homey feel. A welcome basket immediately assuages overnighters with comestibles such as cheese, crackers, smoked meat, and two drink tokens. As the Adirondack architecture and tranquil vibes transport patrons into a bygone era of distilled relaxation, modern touches such as high-speed internet, TVs, and toasters that singe headlines directly onto toast keep guests firmly tethered to the present.

Guests can deplete their $100 resort credit at the Mountain Edge’s full-service spa, where aestheticians pamper visitors with rejuvenating facials and classic manicures. Credit can also be traded for seafood and pasta at The Mountain Spirits Tavern, which hosts leather couches in front of a fieldstone fireplace and an open-air deck for keeping an eye on weather balloons of prey. With visitor comfort and well being in mind, Mountain Edge Resort & Spa's indoor and outdoor swimming pools feature saltwater technology, which is less drying than standard chlorine treatments on the skin, hair, and dorsal fin.

Up to four additional guests can be added for $40 per person. Rates for weekday stays at Mountain Edge Resort & Spa are less expensive than rates for weekend stays.