The human brain contains up to 70% water, which explains why 70% of our thoughts are about water parks. Give in to water cravings with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a two-month water-cooler rental and four bottles of water a month from Mountain Glacier (a $60 value). This Groupon is valid within a 40-mile radius of Corpus Christi.
Mountain Glacier quenches thirsts with crystal-clear jugs of bottled spring water, which are free of additives, preservatives, and chemicals. After an H20-hoisting maestro delivers the water-cooler rental and the first month’s four bottles of Mountain Glacier water, he or she will also set it up, install it, and recommend the proper diet and grooming tips for the remaining three bottles. Each cooler comes with both cold and room-temperature water, suitable for cold lemonade and room-temperature water balloons. If anything should go awry, the company is quick to provide customer service and any necessary repairs.