Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today's Groupon: for $99, you get an in-office teeth-whitening treatment at Mountain Park Dental (a $399 value).
Supervised by Dr. J. Moreland, Mountain Park Dental’s skillful staff brightens pearly whites between six to 10 shades under a specially designed lamp. During the one-hour treatment, a brightening wizard spreads the whitening gel over exposed teeth, taking care to sequester gums and chase off loud-mouthed lip paparazzi. Then, chompers sit back and bask in the custom light as it activates the layer of gel to break up yellowing, stains, and the autographs of previous dentists. Teeth may continue to whiten up to several days after the procedure.