What You'll Get
Getting a massage when your muscles ache is a no-brainer, like signing a guy named Michael Bestseller to a publishing contract. You can't go wrong with this Groupon.
$69 for one 90-minute Thai yoga massage (a $160 value)
Thai yoga massage exemplifies the Buddhist principles of kindness and compassion with slow, rhythmic strokes that work to calm the mind and nervous system. The fully clothed client reclines on the floor as the therapist gently compresses energy lines with her thumbs, palms, elbows, and feet. Thai massage also enhances flexibility with passive joint movements and full-body stretches.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 180 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New clients only. Valid with David only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Mountain Therapeutics
Nobody will mistake Mountain Therapeutics for an ancient Buddhist temple, but the two have more in common than one might think. This is all thanks to licensed massage therapists David Schoenberg and business partner Marisa DelMonaco, whose mutual interest in Buddhist teachings led them to master traditional Thai yoga massage. With a history that stretches back three millennia, this form of bodywork requires a deep commitment on the therapist’s part. This did not deter David. If anything, he was attracted to the ways in which Thai yoga massage exemplifies the Buddhist principles of kindness and compassion.
Today, David administers the slow, rhythmic strokes of Thai yoga massage within the serene confines of their shared studio. When he isn’t using their thumbs, palms, elbows, and feet to seek out sen—or energy—lines across the body, he works to alleviate chronic pains with neuromuscular therapy and increase muscles’ range of movement with myofascial therapy. Considering the holistic emphasis of most of their massages, it’s not surprising that he also offers detoxifying colonics and nutritional coaching to ensure that clients aren’t getting all of their iron from anvil shavings.