Constantly plucking body hair is one of life's most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles once and for all with today's Groupon: for $5, you get your eyebrows, upper lip, or chin waxed by the aestheticians at Moxie Hair Studio.
Moxie Hair Studio's aestheticians eradicate unwanted hair from faces in an exposed brick space. After applying warm wax to the client's area of choice, the hair reducers sculpt ocular archways, decimate upper-lip hedges, or banish chin hair to a barge that floats 30 miles off the coast. The hair-removing retreat is adjacent to John Hopkins University, the home of the Fighting Rotary Telephones.