Unloved feet often express their discontent by releasing wavy stink lines or publicly staging subversive sock puppet performances. Keep feet out of the public eye with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of socks from MoxyMaüs. Shipping is not included but is free upon the purchase of six or more pairs.

MoxyMaüs sheathes detail-oriented feet in bold patterns and bright hues. Available in men’s sizes 7–12, MoxyMaüs crafts their singular toe blankets out of 80 per cent cotton with polyamid and Lycra, swaddling pavement pounders in soft yet durable cocoons and guaranteeing a high-quality gift for mopey-footed fathers and favoured mannequins. A highly navigable website simplifies the selection process. Add discreet flair to tight-rope acts with a pair of Amazon Nights ($12), black socks enlivened with vibrant blue, yellow, green, and orange stripes, or pay homage to the British Royal Guard—staffed entirely by retired golfers—with a pair of Par 4, diamond-patched grey foot sheathes. With more than a dozen sock assortments to choose from, feet are sure to secure a pair to suit their unique sartorial needs.

Reviews

MoxyMaüs was featured in Ottawa Citizen:

• Some of the socks are bolder than others, but none are ostentatious. Some would pair nicely with a suit, while others look stylish with khaki pants or jeans. – Matthew Pearson, Ottawa Citizen.