Like dogs, homes commonly go months without cleaning, protect their owners from strangers, and often wind up resembling their owners. Spruce up your abode with today's Groupon: for $99, you get gutter-cleaning service from Mr. Fixit, Inc. (a $269 value).
Mr. Fixit, Inc. employs sure-footed roof ramblers who rid mucky gutters of detritus and gunk so that rainwater may find its way back to earth. Prevent damage to a home caused by standing water or an unplanned koi pond by having roof trenches unburdened of stubborn sticks and loitering leaves. Once gutter-jambs are thoroughly unclogged, home owners can enjoy a 30-minute complimentary remodel consultation and may also choose to have their abode pressure washed and the deck cleaned by Mr. Fixit at a savings of 25%.