Gone are the days when a thorough house cleaning meant dusting all of the roaming livestock and exiling noble-blooded residents to the island of Elba. Weather revolutions from the comforts of a clean home with today’s Groupon: for $69, you get an eco-friendly home cleaning from Mr. Green Cleaning (a $140 value). The service area includes Austin, Pflugerville, Round Rock, and Lakeway.

Cleanse domiciles of dirt with the environmentally friendly glove touch of Mr. Green’s skilled staff of de-grimers, who will restore the sparkle to up to 1,999 square feet of home space. Each cleaning includes a dusting of furniture, windowsills, and ceiling fans, as well as trash removal, carpet vacuuming, floor cleaning, and spare raccoon removal. Sinks and countertops are sanitized, appliance surfaces are cleaned, beds are made, and loose items are picked up from floors. Additionally, bathroom mirrors, sinks, counters, toilets, tubs, showers, and other perpetually dirty surfaces are cleaned and disinfected.

By utilizing steam-vapor technology, Mr. Green Cleaning spiffs up homes without the use of toxic chemicals that can harm children, pets, and petri dish collections nurturing fine aged cheeses. Groupon customers with homes exceeding 1,999 square feet can upgrade at a discounted rate: $20 extra for homes up to 2,499 square feet, $40 extra for up to 2,999 square feet, and $60 extra for up to 3,499 square feet.