Plants, mankind’s greatest enemy, are finally on the ropes thanks to global warming. Teach your children how to hunt the last of these enormous nitrogen junkies by observing them in captivity with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of garden décor, plants, and gifts at Mr. Green Thumb in Madisonville.
With a verdant variety of indoor and outdoor plants, as well as peculiar garden supplies and décor, Mr. Green Thumb's friendly plantologists help customers wade through the veritable ocean of garden goodies. Embellish living spaces with potted indoor plants ($8.95–$49.95), make smashed nectar in the front yard with a fruit tree ($24.95+), or house horticulturist bouquets in fleur-de-lis planters ($19.95–$39.95). Gift your obsessive-compulsive coffee table with some Natures Expressions coasters ($3.95 each; $13.95/set of four), or keep up with quotas of passive-aggressive letters to the city council with some fleur-de-lis notecards ($5.95+). History buffs will appreciate affixing antique NOLA cypress wall hooks ($24.95) to vertical surfaces, ideal for hanging up decorated battle jackets or earrings attached to spare ears.