Households often suffer from drafty head-attics, musty baseparts, and infestations of people. Get your troubled homestead some TLC (tender loving carpentry) with today's deal: for $59, you get one hour of household or commercial service from Mr. Handyman of Southwest Minneapolis (a $138 value). Mr. Handyman serves specific cities in the Minneapolis area (check the sidebar to see if you're covered). Although today's deal covers just one hour of service from Mr. Handyman, if you decide to purchase further service at the time of your Groupon redemption, you'll receive 10% off the cost of additional labor time.
Despite the name, Mr. Handyman is not just one man composed entirely of hands. The man made of hands is accompanied by a crack team of service professionals and tradejacks who can conquer every facet of even the most long-winded and dyspeptic to-do list. Their services cover everything from bathroom-tile repair and furniture assembly to door installation and decorative molding. Whatever household task needs skillful doing, Mr. Handyman will tackle it with the speed and dexterity of a disembodied Addams Family pet. There may be some additional material costs depending on your job—visit Mr. Handyman's FAQ section for more information.
With spring coalescing like so many mercurial beads of T-1000, now is the ideal time to pin down elusive household tasks. With help from Mr. Handyman, the necessary evils of home or business maintenance, such as using eldritch magicks to conjure unholy demons from clogged gutters and downspouts, won't feel so evil. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.