What You'll Get
Semitrailers are harder to clean than cars because of their inability to fit through standard car washes and their refusal to take baths without a gargantuan rubber ducky. Keep your regular-sized ride nice and neat with today's Groupon: for $85, you get a complete interior and exterior auto detailing package from Mr. Perfection (up to a $219.95 value). Redeem this Groupon at the Motor Mart, Seaport Hotel, John Hancock Tower, 28 State Street, or Atlantic Wharf parking garage locations.
Mr. Perfection meticulously makes over shabby wagons with a thorough internal and external mess excavation process known as The Presidential Deluxe. The sullied coats of cars (a $194.95 value), SUVs (a $219.95 value), and defiled dirigibles are first treated to a spritzing to clear away cicada carcasses and travel grime. Vehicles purr as their newly preened pelts are clayed, buffed, and waxed by hand and their tires, rims, and wheel wells receive a motorcar mani-pedi including cleaning and dressing.
Crack technicians clear and grout doorjambs, crevices, and crannies before delving inside to vacuum and steam clean rides' insides. Dashboards are wiped of child paw prints and clinging barnacles as any leather and vinyl is cleaned and conditioned. Mr. Perfection leaves a spritz of air freshener and rewards the bravest and most well-behaved autos a post-op lollypop.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Mr. Perfection Inc
The technicians at Mr. Perfection Inc thoroughly clean vehicles inside and out with a variety of detailing packages. In addition to hand-washing services, clay-bar treatments, and steam-cleaning carpets, seasoned car-care experts can remove dings or dents, replace windshields, or tint windows to conceal foreign royalty longing for life among the common folk.