What You'll Get
Making sure your car is as clean as the day it followed you home is important for maintaining man/machine friendship, which, if left unmaintained, can lead to heartbreak and engine failure. Solidify your bond with today's Groupon to Mr. Phills Auto Spa. Choose from the following options:
• For $9, you get an Express hand wash package (a $19.95 value).
• For $24, you get an exterior express protection service (a $49.99 value).
• For $85, you get a full-service detail (a $175.95 value; reservation required).
Mr. Phills Auto Spa clears the minds of dirt-addled cars by subjecting them to in-depth washing and detailing services. During the 10–15 minute express hand wash, vacuums scour the interior for debris, crumbs, and unused "Honk if Your Horn is Broken" bumper stickers while dirt-seeking hands busily scrub the dash, console, windows, and door jambs. Mr. Phills' hand-wash application and towel dry awaken sleepy exterior sheen from its foggy, slumbering dust coma; the staff also cleans wheels, shines tires, and plucks off clingy bugs. The hour-long exterior express protection package enhances the express hand wash by adding Carnauba hand wax, and the 3–4 hour full-service detail tacks on a slew of touch-ups, including leather and vinyl conditioning, a clay bar treatment to draw out tiny chunks of embedded material, and paint sealant to keep the exterior glowing as brightly as a pile of burning sequin suits.
Mr. Phills' luxurious, spa-like facility is packed with amenities. While their car gets pampered, patrons can visit the business center to borrow a computer, hitch a ride on the free WiFi, and scour the Internet for boring websites to delete. Coffee, wine, and snacks are also available, and customers who prefer not to wait on-site can avail themselves of Mr. Phills' complimentary transportation services.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required for full-service detail option. Extra fee may apply for extra large SUVs. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Mr. Phills Auto Spa
Though customers at Mr. Phills Auto Spa can’t walk in and receive a facial or a mani-pedi, the car-wash-and-detail center does go out of its way to make them feel comfortable as its staffers skillfully hand wash automobiles and detail interiors. Guests sip on complimentary coffee, cocoa, water, or wine, and calm grumbling stomachs with muffins, bagels, and other baked goods, rather than feasting on discarded air fresheners. Free WiFi and a business center equipped with computers, private offices, and a conference room ensure that businesspeople can stay on top of their responsibilities throughout the day. To accommodate guests who are too busy to stay at Mr. Phills during the detailing process, a free shuttle provides transportation to and from home, work, the golf course, or the Batcave.