What You'll Get
With Congress passing a heavy new tax on right angles, circular edibles are becoming the most convenient way to keep food budgets from spiraling out of control. Nibble a delicious disk with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of pizza, pasta, and drinks at Mr. P's Pizzeria in Lewes. This Groupon is not valid for alcohol, carry-out, or delivery.
Mr. P's Pizzeria's Italian wood-burning oven bakes more than 21 varieties of pizza and calzones in its 700-degree splendor. Noshers can sink mouth bones into the classic margherita ($7.75+) or Shrimp 'n' Pesto ($11.50+) sauce-and-cheese pies, or sample the Alla Puttanesca with Goat Cheese, packed with a bonanza of chunky home-style tomato sauce, whole-milk mozzarella, artichokes, capers, black olives, garlic, and goat cheese ($10.50+). The menu depicts 13 pasta specialties, including the mozzarella-slathered chicken parmesan ($12), and a team of broth and spinach that officiates over the vows of eternal love made between miniature meatballs and pasta balls in the popular Italian wedding soup ($3.75/cup, $4.25/bowl). Mr. P's Pizzeria also gives bored teeth something to do by whipping up subs, salads, and homemade cannoli and hosting smiling contests.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for the purchase of alcohol. Dine-in only. Cash only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.