With Congress passing a heavy new tax on right angles, circular edibles are becoming the most convenient way to keep food budgets from spiraling out of control. Nibble a delicious disk with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of pizza, pasta, and drinks at Mr. P's Pizzeria in Lewes. This Groupon is not valid for alcohol, carry-out, or delivery.
Mr. P's Pizzeria's Italian wood-burning oven bakes more than 21 varieties of pizza and calzones in its 700-degree splendor. Noshers can sink mouth bones into the classic margherita ($7.75+) or Shrimp 'n' Pesto ($11.50+) sauce-and-cheese pies, or sample the Alla Puttanesca with Goat Cheese, packed with a bonanza of chunky home-style tomato sauce, whole-milk mozzarella, artichokes, capers, black olives, garlic, and goat cheese ($10.50+). The menu depicts 13 pasta specialties, including the mozzarella-slathered chicken parmesan ($12), and a team of broth and spinach that officiates over the vows of eternal love made between miniature meatballs and pasta balls in the popular Italian wedding soup ($3.75/cup, $4.25/bowl). Mr. P's Pizzeria also gives bored teeth something to do by whipping up subs, salads, and homemade cannoli and hosting smiling contests.