A dirty carpet is like a guilty conscience—it’s always nagging you from the background, and it prevents you from eating off the floor in peace. Expunge lingering crud from your rug with today’s Groupon to Mr. Steamer, valid within a 30-mile radius of the Stroudsburg zip code 18360 and also in the Wilkes-Barre zip code 18702. Choose between the following options:

• For $39, you get carpet cleaning for two rooms, or up to 800 square feet (a $99 value).
• For $59, you get a carpet-cleaning package for two rooms, or up to 800 square feet (a $179.99 value), which includes:
• Carpet cleaning (a $99.99 value)
• Scotchgard (up to a $40 value)
• Deodorizer (up to a $40 value)<p>

Mr. Steamer’s licensed and insured grime extinguishers rid stains from home floors with biodegradable cleaning products. During a three- to four-hour scouring session, trained carpet cleaners brandish the company’s own Oxy-H20 cleaning solution to tackle two rooms or up to 800 square feet of soiled foot cushions. To initiate housing hygiene, staff members glide a vacuum across carpets to scare away noise-sensitive dirt particles and treat soiled areas and spots with their biodegradable solution that leaves no sticky residue. Before the carpet dries, technicians perform a pile cleaning by brushing the carpet. A thorough spritzing of Scotchgard coats domestic turfs in a stain-blocking shield to thwart future spills or dirt tracks from penetrating the fibers and twisting them into unfashionable french braids. A mélange of 10 fragrances hobnobs with bacteria-digesting enzymes in Mr. Steamer’s deodorizer, which eliminates—not disguises—nose-wrinkling stenches.