What You'll Get
A spotless car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Use today's deal to Mr. Suds Detail Shop to make a clean getaway. Choose between the following options:
- For $34, you get an interior auto detailing (up to an $89 value).
- For $34, you get an exterior auto detailing (up to an $89 value).
Mr. Suds is a brand-new auto-detailing shop, bursting with the latest and greatest in buggy-bathing technology. Purge your perambulator's innards with an interior detailing, which sucks up sinful crumbs, destroys demonic dirt, and vacuums up vile Velveeta-covered debris from every inch of your car's corroded cabin. Dashboards, vinyl, and leather are given a thorough scrub down and dressing, and Mr. Suds' expert staff returns windows and gauges to their youthful brilliance with help from an ammonia-free glass solution. A complimentary air freshener puts the finishing touch on the treatment, allowing cars to choose their favorite scent from among four aromatic options.
The exterior detailing begins with a total hand scrubbing of the vehicle's hide, which removes common car crud such as mud, grime, and grey poupon, followed by a gentle chamois dry. The friendly automotive-podiatrists also clean, degrease, and dress the wheels, tires, and wheel wells, and door jambs receive a serious washing, degreasing, and talking to. Finally, a thorough coating of Rain-X will repel watery vision invaders from the windshield and windows, allowing you and your chariot to make fun of less sparkling road hogs with absolute crystal clarity.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 of each option per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Subject to availability. Valid only for vehicles weighing 1 ton or less. Additional services available at additional cost. Must use in 1 visit. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.