Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties will erupt into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $39, you get up to three hours of detailed and efficient home cleaning from Ms. Picky's Cleaning Service (a $150 value). Ms. Picky and her crew will travel anywhere in Oklahoma City, Tulsa, or the surrounding areas.
The staff at Ms. Picky's Cleaning Service is meticulous and proficient. Each member of the team is insured, bonded, and carefully screened to ensure spot-free and worry-free service. For three hours, they will clean absolutely anything that needs cleaning in your disheveled domicile using pet- and child-safe cleaning products. These gentle yet effective products will get your surfaces sparkly without damaging your furniture finishes or utility surfaces. Your expert housekeepers will dust, spray, scrub, wipe, scrub, wipe, mop, and sweep your floors, surfaces, baseboards, and more. They'll clean the encrusted Lean Cuisine from your microwave and fetch the browning banana from your sock drawer. They'll even get bathroom tiles glittering the way they do in your sensual daydreams about candlelit bubble baths with a fully clothed Herbert Hoover, and they'll wash dirty nooks you'd never dream of acknowledging the existence of in the first place.
After a copious cleaning from Ms. Picky's, dust, dirt, and monster-movie cobwebs vanish. Landfills transform back into basements and cookie-crumbed hobos turn back into husbands. Piles of books magically return to their shelves, the air clears of the lingering odor of burnt parrot feathers, and clean utensils will once again abundantly populate the silverware drawer, lying in wait to impale unsuspecting cheesecakes and ambush ice cream in its carton lairs. Call at least 48 hours in advance to schedule your appointment with Ms. Picky's Cleaning Service.
This Groupon is for new clients only.