What You'll Get
Evil scientists often use matter-slicing lasers to protect their lairs, which explains why many weight-loss hopefuls become international super spies instead of dieting. Shed pounds without giving up your identity with today's Groupon: for $299, you get three Zerona noninvasive fat-removal treatments at MS Slim in Rowland Heights (an $847.50 value).
MS Slim helps beautify and soothe Southern California bodies with the latest technologically enhanced techniques in a relaxing spa atmosphere. Therein, a skilled, compassionate technician wields the FDA-cleared Zerona laser during three 40-minute sessions to contour uneven forms. The beam whittles widths with cold-laser technology, which most people consider painless and snowmen consider ticklish. Applied to the problematic trio of the hips, thighs, and waist area, Zerona zaps overzealous curves to liquidate fat, enabling the body to flush it out with its daily detoxification regimen. Zerona patients experience little to no downtime after the procedure, meaning Scrabble brawls over whether kleenex is a proper noun can commence immediately afterward. Though most patients require six sessions over two weeks to create lasting results, the experts at MS Slim will help devise the ideal plan for complete reshaping.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About MS Slim
Just because weight loss takes discipline doesn't mean it can't also be pleasant. So say the folks at MS Slim, who outfit every client in plush robes, serve them herbal teas, and lead them into tranquil private rooms before each treatment. In this spa-like atmosphere, the staff takes a personalized approach to helping clients meet their image and weight goals, forsaking boilerplate models for solutions that fit the client's unique needs and maintain an emphasis on creature comforts.
At MS Slim, the journey to weight loss follows different routes for different people. Treatments such as i-Lipo, Zerona body sculpting, and anticellulite wraps may entail divergent methods, but all result in bodies that can slide into stowed-away skinny jeans and old rabbit holes to Wonderland. MS Slim also hosts many beautifying stopovers on the way to the golden scale, including a docket of skincare services, massages, yoga, and a carbon-infrared sauna where clients can relax and burn calories without having to bench-press their hypnotist.