With designated discounts, expenses can vanish into thin air, much like boiled water, magicians' assistants, and invisible mountaineers. Throw egregious expenditures to the wind with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a golf coupon book from Mulligan Golf Marketing (a $69.99 value).
Mulligan Golf Marketing presents tee devotees with hundreds of dollars of savings on links outings and greens-centric events. The 2011 Mulligan Trail card cuts costs at more than 27 Chicago-area courses, including Ruffled Feathers, Tamarack, George Dunne National, and Cranes Landing. With the coupons, club-wielders can play more than 50 rounds of discounted golf, ensuring nearly every weekend is filled with more birdies and eagles than an ornithology convention. Discounted green fees accompany the coupon collection, making cheap dates out of courses such as Lincoln Oaks Golf Course, Deerpath Golf Course, and The Resort Course at Pheasant Run. Play in style with a free men's haircut at SportClips, equipping glamorous golfers with de rigueur tee-shaped mohawks.