A clean conscience may make a good pillow, but a clean car makes a terribly uncomfortable bed. Get a dirty car off your conscience with today's Groupon: for $26, you get two complete express washes at MUM Sports in Fremont (a $100 value). Customers may use their washes on one vehicle over two visits or on two separate vehicles.

MUM Sports elevates automotive care with its full-service, state-of-the-art car shop, dealership, and vehicular wash services, begetting a one-stop motorcar nirvana. Eschewing clunky machines for handmade ingenuity, the complete express wash at MUM Sports gussies up gunked-out exteriors with a thorough hand wash, dry, and tire dressing that aims to catch the eye of arrogant, eye-rolling asphalt. A pit crew of roadster refiners scoop out the interior with a swift vacuum, scrubbing the dashboard and seats before washing windows to ensure that shrieking seagull swoop attacks are seen, not heard.

After surrendering your ride to the sponge-toting professionals with a teary goodbye, cozy up in MUM Sports' customer lounge, which courts waiting patrons with leather couches, a plasma TV, free WiFi, and a stilt-walking, plate-spinning jalopy. A hardtop haven four generations in the making, MUM Sports is one of the only shops with an aluminum-certified facility and frame machine, ensuring that autos of all makes and models are given thorough and egalitarian care.