Without adult supervision, children have been known to eat all of the vegetables in the house, wash even the unused cups and plates, and go to bed before 9 p.m. Guard your carrots and broccoli with today’s Groupon to Muzart. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get a Date Night, Muzart’s parents'-night-out service, for one child (up to a $35 value).
• For $20, you get admission for one to a Wine and Paint Canvas Party with wine, snacks, and art materials (up to a $40 value).

Both options are scheduled from 6:30 p.m.–10 p.m. and are currently planned for Friday, September 9; Saturday, October 15; Friday, November 4; and Saturday, December 10.

Muzart caters to both children and adults on weekends with artistic programs and tasty snacks. During Date Nights, friendly staff divert wee ones aged 2 and up by screening movies such as Toy Story 3 or A Bug’s Life while liberated parents enjoy a night free of jumping on the beds and crayoning new laws of physics on bedroom walls. The first child (a $30 value for members; a $35 value for nonmembers) can be joined by siblings (a $10 value for members; a $15 value for nonmembers) as they sup on chicken nuggets with tater tots or mac 'n' cheese with turkey dogs, followed by fruit cups or vanilla pudding.

Alternatively, the adults are the guests at Muzart during Wine and Paint soirees, where up to 30 artists sip from wine glasses and snack as they wield paintbrushes in the age-old pursuit of pigmenting depictions of Bacchus playing Chubby Bunny with grapes.