The wheels on the bus go round and round, but hopefully the bus driver is taking a more direct route to your destination. Head straight to the country's headquarters with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a ticket for a one-way bus ride from New York City to Washington DC from MVP Bus (a $20 value). An additional Groupon can be purchased for a one-way ticket from Washington, DC, to New York City to create roundtrip travel arrangements and lessen your chances of taking up residence as a professional Lincoln Memorial sculpture model.
MVP Bus transports busloads of tourists, locals, and Speed fanatics on comfortable coaches taking routes from New York City to Washington, DC with one stop in Baltimore. After checking a regular-size piece of luggage, hop aboard a cushy carriage with up to two small carryons and lounge in MVP's sumptuous surroundings, replete with on-board lavatory, personalized air conditioning, and a gold-plated bus driver.
During trips, patrons can pass the time by reading a gripping Dr. Seuss tale or by taking a nap in the hopes of experiencing a dream encounter with Alan Thicke. Unlike flying, MVP Bus gets patrons to destinations in a timely manner by offering direct routes and not stopping at every rest stop so the pilot can stretch. Trips are scheduled for departure several times a day and leave from Penn Station at 252 West 31st St. (Return trips depart from 610 I Street NW in Washington, DC).