Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon to My Best Smile. This Groupon is good for locations in Baden and Mars. Choose from the following options:
- $99 for teeth whitening trays (a $300 value)
- $47 dollars for an exam and X-rays (up to a $214 value; varies by location)
- $35 for a teeth cleaning (a $71 value)
My Best Smile's A-team of doctors, hygienists, and assistants are eager to make your visit as comfortable and stress-free as possible, whatever your choice of treatment. The teeth whitening trays make it easy to blanken mouth-bones from the comfort of your living room couch or Death Star throne. Simply apply bleaching gel to the trays and wear them in two-hour sessions, preferably during the day, for a period of one to three weeks. The bleaching solution is 30% concentration peroxide, while store-bought brands are 10%, providing thrice the dazzle. One week after completion, the dentist will do a post-procedure check-up by testing your smile's ability to melt butter.
If your teeth are still as white as the day you "borrowed" them from their original owner, My Best Smile can keep your chompers sharpened with exams, cleanings, and X-rays. The staff uses digital techniques for X-rays that reportedly have an exposure dosage 50% less than traditional X-rays, significantly decreasing the risk of attaining the proportionate strength and speed of a spider. My Best Smile's dentists encourage cleanings and exams every three to six months to ensure a healthy mouth.