Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler's Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today’s Groupon: for $149, you get two LipoLaser sessions at My Body Contours, with locations in Draper and Lehi (a $550 value).
Overseen by certified physicians, My Body Contours sculpts physiques into shapelier frames with nonsurgical, FDA-approved i-Lipo laser treatments. After a consultation recounts their medical history and favorite episode of The Twilight Zone, clients lounge on a bed as an i-Lipo therapist secures up to four warming pads to desired treatment areas, including calves, knees, thighs, buttocks, stomach, arms, or chin. Low doses of laser energy then bathe undesired flabby zones, rendering cell membranes more porous so that fat can seep through for natural lymphatic processing.
Like hugs from affectionate ferrets, the treatment leaves bordering skin, blood vessels, and nerves unharmed, and typically imparts a light warming sensation to targeted regions. After the 30- to 45-minute session, patrons can scope out immediate results, such as an abdomen circumference free of up to 4 centimeters of flab per appointment. It is recommended that sessions be scheduled within a week of each other and that patients undergo a total of eight i-Lipo sessions over four weeks to achieve optimal svelteness for hiding beneath rugs.