Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler’s Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today’s Groupon: for $149, you get a LipoLaser session package at My Body Contours in Draper (a $699 total value). The package includes the following:
- Two LipoLaser sessions (a $275 value each)
- Two Ultra vacuum-massage treatments (a $50 value each)
- A body- composition analysis (a $49 value)
My Body Contours’ team—overseen by certified physicians—sculpts physiques into shapelier frames with nonsurgical, FDA-approved i-Lipo laser treatments. During a consultation, clients recount their medical history and favorite episode of The Twilight Zone. Then, they lounge on a bed as an i-Lipo technician secures up to four treatment pads to desired treatment areas, including calves, knees, thighs, buttocks, stomach, arms, or chin. Low doses of laser energy bathe undesired fatty zones, rendering cell membranes more porous so that fat can seep through for natural lymphatic processing. Following the iLipo session, the gentle vibrations of a hand-held Ultra vacuum-massage helps to stimulate the lymphatic system. The device speeds up the inch-shedding process, boosting blood circulation and busting up dinner parties of cellulite by misusing silverware around them.
The treatment leaves bordering skin, blood vessels, and nerves unharmed, and typically imparts a light warming sensation to targeted regions. After the session, patrons can scope out immediate results, such as an abdomen circumference free of up to 4 centimeters of flab per appointment. A body-composition analysis helps patients plan for a future of increased health. It is recommended that sessions be scheduled twice weekly, and that patients undergo a total of eight i-Lipo sessions during four weeks to achieve optimal svelteness for hiding beneath rugs.