Closets, like graveyards, are dark, secluded places where lost cheerleaders can accidentally make out with skeletons. Exile confusing closet bones with today’s Groupon: for $195, you get a makeover for a standard closet (a $595 value) or $595 toward remodeling services from My Custom Closet, valid for locations within a 30-mile radius of zip code 19426. The closet makeover is valid for reach-in closets of up to 6-feet in length with 0.75-inch white melamine finish only and includes the following:

• 18 inches of long-hang space with two compartments
• 18-inch cabinet with five shoe sections and three compartments
• 3 feet of double-hang space
  
  

Bryan Fulop, owner of My Custom Closet and builder of more than 1,000 custom closets, helps organize households with creative storage designs. During the closet makeover, Fulop and his staff expand residential spaces to hold customers’ doodads such as clothing, jewelry, and spare galaxies, providing design guidance, supplies, and manpower. Three upper compartments shelter folded items, and a quintet of shoe sections can harbor up to 15 pairs of shoes. Longer items hang freely within a divided 18-inch space, and shorter shirts and chainmail breast plates stack atop each other across 3-feet of double-hang space. Clients can also enlist Bryan’s expertise to install kitchen pantry shelves as well as laundry area and garage storage.