Nail polish was invented around 3000 BC in ancient China—a fact that's doubly remarkable considering that human fingernails were only invented last year. Celebrate this admirable foresight with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a deluxe shellac manicure and a paraffin hand wax at My Dream Nail in Scarborough (a $55 value).
My Dream Nail's team of crackerjack manicurists expertly rejuvenates flaky skin and mends brittle nails. Skilled fingers purge skin of dead skin cells, then gently massage hands before scrubbing them with sea salt and icing sugar. Finally, finger artisans elegantly accessorize digits with a Shellac mirror finish, which guards nails for up to 14 days against rogue Draculas. Meanwhile, an LCD TV sprouts arms and entertains patrons with card tricks during the 30- to 45-minute procedure.