What You'll Get
Today's Groupon frees you from the daunting decisions you face at the canned soup shelves at the grocery store. For $15, this deal gets you $40 worth of fast, easy, and delicious meals prepared for you to take home by My Fit Foods. Each perfectly portioned, fresh, and healthy meal potentially saves you years of mulling in the spice aisle, sobbing over chopped onions, scrubbing burnt rice off pans, and bleaching the mixing spoon; instead, you can just go to a My Fit Foods and take home a tasty meal prepared by someone else.
Meals from My Fit Foods normally average $7 a meal per person (price will fluctuate according to portion size). With these meals, you get all the benefits of a personal chef and nutritionist for a price comparable to that of the BK Quad Stacker and pretty much anything you can buy in the grocery store other than a box of JIFFY, a single apple, or possibly two apples (depending on price of apples). My Fit Foods' preservative-free, low-fat meals are almost faster than the supermarket self-checkout robot, and far less likely to develop a growing hatred of humanity and corresponding thirst for lymph. Flavorful, mouthwatering meals look as good as they taste. Lean meats, healthy fats, and perfect portions fuel your metabolism to help you look and feel healthy and energized.
Men, women, intelligence-augmented apes, and athletes can all conquer hunger with meals available in three portion sizes. The knowledgeable and friendly employees at My Fit Foods are happy to help you choose a size based on your lifestyle and health goals, just as if you were Goldilocks breaking into a someone's home.
For breakfast, try a steel-cut cran-strawberry pancake with tons of protein from five egg whites and flavor it with a low-glycemic agave-nectar syrup (a $6.50 value), or start your day off with a breakfast taco with three corn tortillas with egg, seasoned ground turkey, diced onion, and cheddar (a $5.50 value). Mid-day and evening meals pack tons of flavor with a veggie lasagna (with organic baby spinach instead of pasta, layers of red onions, bell peppers, tahini, sprouted seeds, shredded carrots and zucchini, spices, and sundried tomato sauce, a $7.25 value) or low-carb options such as Denyse's Killuh Chili (with 95% fat-free ground turkey, spices, tomatoes, and black beans, $8.25 value for the medium portion).
Because they are made fresh, meals only last four to five days, but you can spread your Groupon credit across more than one visit to My Fit Foods' new Austin location.
- The poor spectator did not get the extra taco he thought he would, as I proceeded to scarf that thing down. What was it? A perfectly-proportioned, Zone/Paleo friendly taco from healthy Houston spot My Fit Foods, slated to open two locations in Austin before the year winds down. – this is life in austin
Rejected Developmental Dishes
In order to stay on the cutting edge of gourmet trends, My Fit Foods considers any and all new exciting culinary possibilities. Many experiments, however, don’t make the cut. Here are some entrees recently rejected from its laboratory kitchen:
- Orange Soda Chicken
- Uncle David’s Divorce-Chili-for-One
- Gym-Bag-Poached Halibut
- Baked Potato Chock-Full-of-Rubies
- Bagel cats
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 9, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May buy 1 additional as a gift. Carry-out only. Valid at Austin location only. May use for multiple visits. Not valid with other offers. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.