Children are far more delicate than adults because they lack our fireproof skin and have yet to develop indestructible gizzards. Give children a gentle place to flourish with today's Groupon: for $40, you get four weeks of unlimited classes at My Gym (a $99 value).
My Gym, which currently has more than 200 international locations, began more than 20 years ago as a structured place for children to safely play, acquire new skills, and romp off a sugar buzz. All classes are organized according to age—from as tender as 6 weeks young to a timeworn 13 years old—and are designed to incorporate the latest physiological, psychological, and meteorological research. The busy schedule offers sessions such as Tiny Tykes, a class for parents and babies that focuses on movement, and Cardio Kids, which targets the older echelon of prematurity humans ages 7–13 to combat the effects of sedentary activities such as playing video games and tending to bullet ant farms. This Groupon covers My Gym's lifetime membership, a one-time enrollment fee ($75) that allows members to sign up for all future classes.
My Gym's energetic instructors are experts at using music, dance, and gymnastics to build youngsters' strength and self-esteem while stimulating their giggle-plexes. The atmosphere is always friendly and inviting, fostering creativity and face-to-face engagement in the face of technological temptations and giant robotic faces.