Children are far more delicate than adults, since they lack our fireproof skin and utter unafraidedness of a giant gorilla perched on top of the Empire State Building. Let children flourish on gentle grounds with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a lifetime membership (a $75 value) and four weeks of classes (a $70 value) at My Gym Children's Fitness Center (a $145 total value). The lifetime membership is good for all children in a family, but only one child per Groupon may take the classes included in this deal. Choose between two locations: Bellevue or Kent.

My Gym, which currently has more than 200 international locations, began more than 25 years ago as a structured place for children to safely play, acquire new skills, and romp off a sugar buzz. All classes are organized according to age level (starting as young as 6 weeks) and designed to incorporate the latest physiological, psychological, and meteorological research. My Gym offers classes for all developmental degrees, from Tiny Tykes, a class for parents and babies that focuses on movement, to Champions, designed for kids 6–8 years old to master sports and gymnastics skills. Schedules and class options vary by location; see the Bellevue and Kent class lineups. Classes meet once per week and run for four consecutive weeks.

My Gym's energetic instructors are experts at using music, dance, and gymnastics to build youngsters' strength and self-esteem while stimulating their giggleplexes. The atmosphere is always friendly and inviting to foster creativity and face-to-face engagement in the face of technological temptations and giant robotic faces. With a lifetime membership, guests also get discounts on birthday parties and access to members-only free play during the week, which is transferable to all other My Gym franchises.