What You'll Get
Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get $300 worth of tanning and spa services at My Island Tan & Spa on San Carlos Boulevard.
My Island Tan & Spa pumps up pallid complexions with four types of tanning beds ($6.99–$15.99) and Mystic spray tans that bronze bodies UV-lessly ($15.99). Zen masters looking for inner equilibrium can zone out in the spa, choosing from spa services, such as the shiatsu chair massage, which increases immune-important circulation while untying Boy Scout–caliber back knots ($5.99).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy mult. as gifts. By appt. only. 24-hr. cancellation policy. Must use within 3 mos. of 1st visit. For UV tan must be 14 or w/guardian, under 18 req. parent consent. Not valid for products or memberships. Eye protection req'd. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.