Children routinely forget who they are, which explains why so many of them forge new identities by joining the circus or Shaolin Temple. Reclaim your favourite miniatures with today’s Groupon: for $17, you get $35 worth of customizable children's clothing, blankets, hats, and more at my kidsquarters. Shipping is not included in the value of this Groupon and generally costs around $3.00.

My kidsquarters is a cheerful online emporium specializing in personalized children's gifts, all made in Canada. Customizable T-shirts ($19.99) let sporty tykes, juvenile ballerinas, or diligent dog-walking youth show off their interests with an image that reflects their own skin tone and hair colour, as well as other applicable details such as their pooch's moniker or their team number. Stickheads hockey hats ($24.99), available in several team colours, will send the rink reeling and, in a pinch, can be stuffed with Smarties and used for an impromptu game. Allow 5–7 days for your order to arrive.