Unlike cats and germaphobes, automobiles need to be reminded to wash themselves. Drop a blatant hint to a lazy ride with today's Groupon: for $69, you get one premium preferred package (up to a $109.99 value) and one return hand car wash (up to a $39.99 value) from My Premium Car Wash, a mobile detailing service serving greater Miami and Broward areas (up to a $149.98 total value). This Groupon is valid for small to large cars, including SUVs and pickup trucks.

As a professional mobile detailing service, the cleansing technicians at My Premium Car Wash deliver suds, wax, and renewed car sheen directly to driveways. Enlist its astute scrubbing skills to assuage steeds with the premium preferred cleaning package, during which vehicular skin is hand washed and dried via a microfiber finish, and interiors are vacuumed, dusted, and fingerprinted for dirty deeds. Tires get dressed for a night of drive-thru dining with friends, and doorjambs, windows, and carpets reconnect with their former, cleaner selves. A proper conditioning of leather and vinyl keeps seats supple amid a newly sanitized interior. Once finished, exteriors beam with equal brilliance, as a quick Meguiar's wax bolsters shine and swagger.

Following each service, autos look forward to a second hand car wash at a later date, which, while not as doting as a premium detail, aptly rejuvenates exterior and interior spaces. During all treatments, My Premium Car Wash's licensed crews use green products to safely cleanse surfaces and occasionally solicit four-wheel envy from onlookers.